David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
No...this little piggys going to the bar
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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