But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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