i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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