North Korea, Best Korea!
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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