he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Randomize
