I don't usually arrange sex via text message
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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