i barfeds in our rink
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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