You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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