She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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