i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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