he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I think your dad took our porno
We're not piercing ourselves today.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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