ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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