I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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