Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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