Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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