How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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