You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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