Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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