shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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