god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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