brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
