He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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