Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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