I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Houston, we have a blender
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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