Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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