My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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