I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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