i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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