I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
It's never too late to be topless.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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