Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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