I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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