i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Randomize
