im gay
i know
yea but for you.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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