marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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