Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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