Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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