in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Randomize
