North Korea, Best Korea!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
false alarm, still single
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
