On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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