Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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