On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
