matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
accomplished twins. life is a go
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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