South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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