i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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