Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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