im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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