David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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