Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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