im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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