Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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