haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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