seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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