So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize