You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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